The Advertising Techniques That Your Mother Never Told You About

Let me start by saying a few things that are important before I get into the meat of the matter. First and foremost, it is vital to me that I strive to put into practice as much of what I teach as I possibly can. This is not always the case, and as a result, I am sometimes dissatisfied with myself. That being said, I am a person who believes in the importance of open communication. I don’t like it when people have hidden motives. I also believe in the kindness of people and strive to give them the benefit of the doubt whenever I can get away with it. As a final point, I feel that risk-taking is necessary in order for mutual respect to have the possibility to flourish. With that in mind, I’m going to take a chance and hope that no one takes advantage of me, but rather that everyone respects a goal of mine and avoids undermining it.

The objective is to create a new term and get it approved for inclusion in the Oxford English Dictionary. There are a few requirements that must be met in order for a word to be accepted into the OED, which you can check for yourself, but I believe I have my plan and term prepared. In this case, I’m hoping that the information I’m going to provide will not be taken advantage of by someone else, and so replace a dream that I’ve held onto for a very long time. I’m going to share my concept with you, and I hope you find it useful. However, please remember that it is my idea, and I am responsible for seeing it through to completion.

One of the requirements for inclusion in the OED is that no other term with a comparable meaning exists. Or, to put it another way, there must be a need for the term. That’s a difficult one, but I believe I have it. There is no term in the English language that can be used to describe “a person or object that is one’s least favorite.” “Someone or something that one despises to the extreme.” In many ways, this is the polar opposite of the word “favorite.” It is possible to convey the concept, but there is no one phrase that embodies “most despised” with the same effectiveness that “favorite” does for “most desired or adored.” “Malrite,” in my opinion, is the term that will bridge this language divide.

This astounds me because languages produce words to explain what they need to say. It seems to me that there has been enough widespread aggressiveness and localized indifference, jealousy, and maliciousness throughout the history of English-speaking nations to warrant the creation of this phrase. However, it wasn’t until I started researching internet advertising tactics that I realized the importance of such a term.

Aside from my own insane ravings on the subject of internet advertising strategies, I had no idea how the general public felt about the subject, and I had no idea if the business itself had given it any attention. A couple of days later, I came upon an article with the heading “The Most Hated Advertising Techniques.” What a discovery! If there was ever a cause for me to re-energize my search for “malrite,” this is it. This was an article that looked at research that looked into people’s perceptions of the negative sides of internet advertising and marketing. However, the whole situation was uncomfortably staged since there was no proper phrase to convey the revulsion, scorn, and loathing felt by the study’s participants throughout their participation. This essay demonstrated to me that the truth of the issue is that we all have our favorite and least favorite things in life, and we need to be able to explain those preferences and dislikes.